i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to
i hope my first child is a dragon
wich can turn into a cantalope .. wait thats the melon thin how is this fictional bunny with dear/moos horn thingys?
are you okay